Things I love about being back in North Carolina:
- THE PEOPLE! Duh, friends and family. They’re the reason I came back.
- THE SUN! It’s so bright and shiny and warm. And I no longer have to fear an adult-onset case of rickets.
- THE DOLLAR! I can get so much for my money.
- THE FOOD! Of the barbecued variety, specifically. Also, ungodly-large portions.
- THE ACCENT! Southern accents are the aural equivalent of peaches.
- THE CLOTHES! Sun dresses and shorts and sandals and other no-fuss apparel. Color is also nice, for a change.
I CANNOT WAIT!!!
I LOVE THE USA!
It’s very not nice of you to brag about the sun… (the weather here is soooo sad! I think it’s mourning you!)
The weather should’ve appreciated me more before I left!
But I’m sorry it’s misbehaving for you, my dear.